Music history drinking game (with diet coke, of course)

I haven't written anything in a bit because I'm actually working on a super long post on a legendary weapons guide for the game Final Fantasy X that I still haven't finished (although it's published as the post after this if anybody is interested to see how it's going). Hey, I'm a nerd. Posts like that happen.

ANYWAY, after agonizing over a music history assignment last night, I decided to come up with a drinking game for music history. Obviously I'm not that  far into the semester yet, so this may be a cumulative list that builds over time. Here is what I have so far.

Take a sip if:

• You find a written record about one composer criticizing another composer 
• Three sips if they do it with a petty, childish remark about how bad their music is, instead of actually making an intelligent argument against the music theory and style
• Four sips if there is some form of debate that ensues
• You read about a composer dying before the age of forty
• You find a quirky, unexplainable key change in the music that "doesn't make theoretical sense"
• You find a piece where you kind of feel sorry for the viola part
• Six sips if the viola part is difficult
• If the lyrics to a piece you're looking at basically say the same thing over and over
• You read about a composer who really sounds like he was an ass in real life.
• Two sips if they're antisemitic.
• Three sips if they're Wagner. 
• If the composer is a woman
• Two sips if it's Clara Schumann
• Three sips for Fanny Mendelssohn
• Four sips for Hildegard von Bingen
• Five sips for anybody else
• An opera you're listening to involves some sort of song about dying 
• If you see a piano piece with a posthumously added nickname/title
• Two sips if it's not a Chopin piece
• If you see a piano piece with a cadenza
• Two sips if it's not a Liszt piece
•  You read the score of a 20th century piece that has really cool and edgy music theory behind it
• Five sips if it actually sounds good when you listen to it
• You hear a piece by Mozart and chuckle softly because you think there are "too many notes"
• Finish the bottle if you proceed to wonder what a Salieri piece sounds like